Me: Bud, I--
Addie: It's not in season.
Me: Right, it's not in season, that's what I was going to say.
Addie: It's not in season, so it will be too expensive and it won't even taste good.
Me: I guess my work here is done.
Henry: Can I get Cocoa Pebbles?
Me: Not today, only because they're not on sale. You can get the Froot Loops. We'll just tell Dad it was too good a deal and we had to get them instead of a healthy cereal because they were so cheap.
Me: (laughing) Swag?
Addie: Yeah, he's saying that now. He did something and he was like, (head nod) "Swag!"
Henry: Yeah. (Nods.)
Addie: But then he was like, "wait, are we not supposed to say 'swag'? Is it bad?"
Me: Feeling dancy?
Addie: Yeah. The grocery store just makes me want to dance.
Me: Me too, kinda.
Addie: I just can't help it. There's all this jazzy music, and these (looks around) jazzy potatoes.