Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Sorry to disappoint.

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Henry: (Running his finger along a stretch mark on my side) Mom, what did they use when they cut your tummy?

Me: What?

Henry: (Tracing a line across his own stomach) You know, when they cut your tummy so we could come out.

Me: Oh. It's called a scalpel. It's a surgical tool.

Henry: (Excited) IS IT A LASER?

Me: Nope, not a laser, Bud.

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