Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Alright stop.

But don't collaborate and listen.

How does one collaborate while listening, anyway? Vanilla Ice, I'd like a word with you.

Observations from my desk, February 15th:

1.  I'll be glad when ratty, greasy hair extensions go out of style for high school girls.  Not a fan.  Homecoming was a few weeks ago, so everybody is sporting fake nails, fake tans, and poorly maintained manes.  Yucky.  It's like I have a class full of baby Lohans.  Allegedly.

2.  The noise of an electronic pencil sharpener undermines the very peace in my soul.  It is not unlike its cousin, fan noise.

3.  I wish my home life was as organized as my school life.

4.  Don't get me started on how ludicrous the process is for requesting transcripts from San Francisco State University.  Don't EEEEVEN get me started.

5.  My love for Post-its knows no bounds.

6.  The weather decided to stop being all May and return to February.  Blarf.

7.  "All glory comes from daring to begin." (Okay, I borrowed that one from Shakespeare.)

The coffee in question is in fact, in question.

8.  My chocolate hazelnut coffee smells like coconut.  Figure that one out.

9.  Even though I took several days off from blogging last week, I did not finish my writing sample.  I wrote nine more pages, so I am feeling better about myself than Spongebob with a new spatula, but I didn't finish.  Hopefully tonight?  FINGERS CROSSED, INTERNET.

10.  My eight year old daughter has been on the treadmill more often than I have this week.  I better get on it.


  1. On the plus side ~ I love your mug! haha. Now get to working on that paper! :)

  2. I'm so glad you said something about the weather! I knew the weeks of rain weren't done, but I felt bad complaining about it after the nicest first half of February I can remember in decades. Yes, decades. Since I've almost been around for 3 I can use that term now.

    Good luck with the sample, you can DO IT!

  3. P get on with that sample so you can get back out on the road! I say that with love, you know that right?! Smooches.

  4. Blarf = new favorite word, and I agree it adequately describes this weeks weather!
    Thanks for the laughs! This post cracked me up :)

  5. Where did you get that mug!? I want one.