Henry: Mom, can we go to the train museum today?
Me: (Lying because I'm a bad parent who doesn't want to go there today) No, it's closed.
Henry: Dad, is the train museum closed?
E: No, bud. Don't think so.
Me: *facepalm* NO, I'm pretty sure it's closed.
E: (sudddenly understanding) Oh... yeah it's closed, bud. Sorry.
Henry: Mom, Dad already said it was open. And he's right because he's taller than you.