Wednesday, April 22, 2009

You know what I hate?

  • Bacteria.
  • Dishes.
  • People WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
  • When somebody leaves the room and doesn't say where they're going or if they will be back.
  • Toenail clippings.
  • Comic Sans.
  • Soggy sandwiches.
  • Mean people.
  • Facebook application requests.
  • When a glass breaks and then you're one short of a set of 8.
  • Leg stubble.
  • Students who ask me every day if they can have a pass to the bathroom.
  • Waiting for everyone to show up to a party.
  • Poorly written novels.
  • Arrogance.
  • When the fitted sheet comes untucked at the bottom of the bed and creeps up on your toes under the top sheet.
  • Kids who enter my classroom and say "it smells like ass in here."
  • When things break beyond repair.
  • My kids being sad.
  • Awkwardness and public shame.
  • The fact that curly hair has never been and will never be in style.
  • Dentists and anyone's hands in my mouth.
  • Cucumbers.
  • When milk gets left on the counter for more than a few minutes and then it gets put back into the fridge, because it develops a taste.
  • Cruelty to children and animals.
  • Math.
  • SISWEB and taking roll.
  • When an underwire pops out and gets ya.
  • The texture of bananas.
  • People who don't listen.
  • Stepping on snails in my bare feet.
  • That guy in the next campsite that always blasts his radio when you're camping.
Gee, I'm so nice today.

3 comments:

  1. Wow, we share a hate for a lot of the same things! Don't people understand that when you type in all caps it means that you are yelling? They don't get it, do they? And I do beg to differ about the curly hair thing....I myself have curly hair and I am learning to love and embrace it every day. I am learning that if I fight it, it will always win! However, may I recommend some amazing product that tames the curls? Kerastase Oleo-Curl products, basically anything Kerastase is amazing! Go on, sheck it out, I guarantee you're going to lurv it! ;-)

    ttyl, sarah

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  2. You hate cucumbers? Interesting...

    Also, I hate facebook application requests. Although I must be a bit hypocritical because I sometimes send them. :/

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  3. Um, who else puts their hands in your mouth besides your dentist?

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